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What does luxury mean to you?

That's deeply personal and how dare you.

Are you appropriating rich culture?

Yes, but it's ok because I was born rich before quickly and sadly becoming poor. 


Why are there so many circular elements on this page?

As a proud Round-Headed American™ I want to see the shape of my head reflected and represented in my branding.


Much of this site makes little to no sense, why is that?

Glad you asked.


From a scale of 1 to 10, how ok are you with watching the world burn?

11. I only care about luxury and there is nothing more luxurious than all engulfing flames.


Can Symin help me find Joy?

I don't know her. But I can help you find happiness.
Just click here or here.

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